Monday, November 30, 2009

'Twas a Happy Thanksreceiving


Many thanks to all of you monkey-people who contributed to my well-deserved feast last week. So sleep well tonight. I don't have to murder any of you for failing to pay up!

Hallie

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Help! Theft!!



It's obvious for anyone to see that this ape-bitch has stolen not only my message but my likeness as well. Hey, if she wants "fierce," then that is exactly what she's going to get! I mean, check out these teeth . . .

It is ON Susan Scott.

Hallie

Friday, November 20, 2009

The Holidays Mean Meat!


'Tis the season, as they say. So I thought I would publish my wish list:
A baked ham.
A baked turkey.
Roast duckling.
Roast pheasant.
Wild boar (any style).
Lapland reindeer chunks in gravy.
Beef boxty.
Deer liver.
A leg of lamb.
Bison burgers.
Cat (tartare).

Koala bear.

Thanks in advance for your prompt attention to this matter!

Hallie

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Alley Hound


Hey man, you'd be surprised what food items find their way into the narrowest of alleys.

Hallie

Friday, November 13, 2009

This is November?



























Where the hell is my rain and snow? How am I supposed to track and kill anything under these conditions?? Unbelievable!!!

Hallie