Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Nice to get a recent head shot from you, my B(Beta)FF. Leaving aside the regrettably submissive nature of your pose, I would happily sacrifice a meal or two to look that good when I'm 91 years old! And oh how the autumn colors become you.
Say hi to your monkey-person "Frank" for me,
Monday, October 26, 2009
I've always thought my attractive blue collar was sufficient adornment for me. However this fall season, I have come to embrace a new look: my green bandanna. Sure, my first reaction was to reject the wearing of it with a snarl and a vicious display of my sharp teeth. But after a few days, I don't know - a change came over me. I noticed how the green formed a striking complement to my fiery, golden red fur. How the plunging line of the cloth calls attention to my powerful breast. And, perhaps most of all, how the leafy pattern of the bandanna helps camouflage my appearance while hunting in the woods, or the cat-infested alleys of my neighborhood.
So: I'm sold on my new adornment. You should be too!
Monday, October 19, 2009
Looking for deer, scratching my ear, then sitting down for a few, quiet minutes of transcendental meditation (i.e., listening for deer) ... all in all, a pretty ok walk in the woods. However, because I never did murder any deer, or even a single squirrel, the best grade I can give it is a B+. I cannot compromise my high standards.