Report on a Victory

Oh, Fernando thought he could wrestle the stick from me. Suck hind-tit, Pittsburgh Animal Friends "Mr. October" 2007! I seized the stick from him with my powerful jaws and more powerful Will to Dominate. Then I chewed on the stick. Then I chewed on it some more, from a different angle. Then I demanded a treat from my monkey-person. And then I demanded a treat from his monkey-person. Bowing to my majesty, both disgorged meat. I give this walk an A+ ! Hallie

Rough Night

A Dream

I dreamt that I was chauffeured to an apartment where a throng of my extended pack sung my praises, wished me a long life and gave me meat. Then, I dreamt that I stood on my monkey-person's lap and ordered those gathered to make this a once-a-month event. Then, in my dream, I blacked out in a food coma. And in that coma, I dreamt . . . that I was chauffeured to an apartment . . . Hallie

Thoughts on -3 Degrees

I love it I love it I love it I love it!!! Hallie

Sitting in Snow, Surveying My Domain

A Reply to My Critics

Do not slip or become otherwise injured or lame while I am out for a walk . . . Hallie

Standing By My Monkey-Man

Big mouth = big jaws. Biden still has the most powerful jaws of anybody in the pack. You need a strong set of jaws to assert your dominance, er, leadership. Trust me, I know! Hallie