Friday, June 29, 2007

Waiting for Bear Grylls
























Look: I get hot, man. Very hot. And easily, too. I have two coats of fur. So when my monkey-person took me to the beach recently, I commissioned him to build me a temporary den, with plenty of shade, with whatever local materials he deemed appropriate. As you can see for yourself (above), the results fell far short of Bear Grylls' high standard of excellence. How humiliating for a hound! So, if you are reading this Bear, I'm ready to offer you my loyalty and my leadership. Hallie

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