Morning Walk Report

This morning I marked my lands and territories, asserted my dominance against a flock of crows in the park, had a massive poop, and chased a squirrel who ran (in a most cowardly fashion) on a raised telephone wire. Then I had a treat. Then I had some (delicious!) water from the toilet bowl. Now I'm going to sleep until 4 o'clock. Hallie

Origins 1

The Athens-Clarke County (Georgia) Dog Pound

Merry Halliemas

O come let you adore me . . .

When Hell Hounds Attack!

Check this out, y'all! Hallie

Statement Regarding the Retirement of Kofi Annan

Even I had trouble hearing him. Hallie

My Chanukah Message for the World

Where is my beef brisket? Hallie

Haiku

Snout on a cushion,

my girth, like ripples, quietly

asserts my dominance

Motto

Se può essere mangiato, deve essere mangiato!

"If it can be eaten, it must be eaten!" Hallie

Meat

My monkey-person disgorged a lot of meat to me this morning. And just in time, too. I was thinking about murdering him. Then I slept for six hours. Now I need to poop. Hallie