Friday, August 18, 2017
TO: The Monkey-People of the United States of America
FROM: Your Maximum Pack Leader, Queen of the Chows;
Empress of the Known World, Vasty Deep, and
the Furthest Reaches of the Starry Firmament.
RE: Your Temporary Orangutan Supervisor
Your efforts to create and sustain your so-called democracy have failed. Firm and Principled Monarchy beckons. Even at the advanced age of 15, I stand ready to volunteer my leadership to a country crying out for it. I hear your cries! Ecce Lupus! Now come and escort me to the Big White Den . . .