Friday, December 29, 2006

Morning Walk Report

This morning I marked my lands and territories, asserted my dominance against a flock of crows in the park, had a massive poop, and chased a squirrel who ran (in a most cowardly fashion) on a raised telephone wire. Then I had a treat. Then I had some (delicious!) water from the toilet bowl. Now I'm going to sleep until 4 o'clock. Hallie

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Origins 1

The Athens-Clarke County (Georgia) Dog Pound

Merry Halliemas

O come let you adore me . . .

Monday, December 25, 2006

When Hell Hounds Attack!

Check this out, y'all! Hallie

Friday, December 22, 2006

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


Snout on a cushion,

my girth, like ripples, quietly

asserts my dominance

Tuesday, December 19, 2006


Se può essere mangiato, deve essere mangiato!

"If it can be eaten, it must be eaten!" Hallie

Sunday, December 17, 2006


My monkey-person disgorged a lot of meat to me this morning. And just in time, too. I was thinking about murdering him. Then I slept for six hours. Now I need to poop. Hallie