Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Hell Is Other People

You know, most of the time I think I want to hang out with my extended cousins amongst the "dog" people. But they end up being annoying and just too damn close every time!


Friday, June 19, 2009

Morning Walk Report

After informing my sleeping ape-keeper repeatedly of my need for morning exercise and refreshment, he finally let me loose on Highland Park. I entered the woods sniffing and tracking my way up to a high promontory. Finding a breezy spot on a trail, I dropped a generous supply of my scent. Take that Sharpsburg! Then, after terrorizing some chipmunks, I got a little overheated and had to rest under the shade of some large trees. I hate getting overheated - I hate summer, period - so I only give this walk a B-.