Monday, January 29, 2007


Please stand by for a very important announcement. Check my blog often. After carefully weighing all of my options, and considering what is best for me and my immediate pack, I am now prepared to offer my leadership to a nation. Hallie

Sunday Morning Walk Report

I peered down into a snowy ravine, looking for something smaller than me to chase and, perchance, to kill. Not a creature stirred, so I marked the hilltop. Then I pooped. Then I pooped again, down there in the ravine. I give this walk a B+. Hallie

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

My Super Bowl Prediction

When a colt sees a bear, it sees a bear. When a bear sees a colt, it sees meat. Bears 24 - Colts 21. Hallie

Saturday, January 20, 2007

When I am Mad

When I am mad at my monkey-person for not meeting my needs, I sometimes like to fatten out my (beautiful) black bottom lip. Take my ass outside, man! Hallie

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Thoughts on Leo Strauss

I read The City & Man with interest. But I'm not sure there are any practical, democratic conclusions to be drawn from it. Hallie

Sunday, January 7, 2007


Tomorrow, I will be chauffeured to Virginia's eastern shore. I'm looking forward to scavenging on uncrowded beaches and scaring the poop out of A LOT of seagulls. Hallie

Wednesday, January 3, 2007