Friday, August 18, 2017

Enough is Enough!

TO:             The Monkey-People of the United States of America

FROM:       Your Maximum Pack Leader, Queen of the Chows;
                    Empress of the Known World, Vasty Deep, and
                    the Furthest Reaches of the Starry Firmament.

RE:             Your Temporary Orangutan Supervisor

Your efforts to create and sustain your so-called democracy have failed. Firm and Principled Monarchy beckons. Even at the advanced age of 15, I stand ready to volunteer my leadership to a country crying out for it. I hear your cries! Ecce Lupus! Now come and escort me to the Big White Den . . .

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