'Twas a Happy Thanksreceiving

Many thanks to all of you monkey-people who contributed to my well-deserved feast last week. So sleep well tonight. I don't have to murder any of you for failing to pay up!

Hallie

Help! Theft!!

It's obvious for anyone to see that this ape-bitch has stolen not only my message but my likeness as well. Hey, if she wants "fierce," then that is exactly what she's going to get! I mean, check out these teeth . . .

It is ON Susan Scott.

Hallie

The Holidays Mean Meat!

'Tis the season, as they say. So I thought I would publish my wish list:
A baked ham.
A baked turkey.
Roast duckling.
Roast pheasant.
Wild boar (any style).
Lapland reindeer chunks in gravy.
Beef boxty.
Deer liver.
A leg of lamb.
Bison burgers.
Cat (tartare).

Koala bear.

Thanks in advance for your prompt attention to this matter!

Hallie

All Work and No Play . . .

Alley Hound

Hey man, you'd be surprised what food items find their way into the narrowest of alleys.

Hallie

This is November?

Where the hell is my rain and snow? How am I supposed to track and kill anything under these conditions?? Unbelievable!!!

Hallie