Wake Up Monkey-Man!

I'd Rather Be . . . Asserting My Dominance!

Note Well: That is not a Christmas bandanna around my neck, but a USMC kerchief (Merry Lots-of-Meat Day JTR).

Hoorah!

Hallie

The Low Country Is Mine!

Booty Call

The Grrl with the Most Cake

No Means No!

All y'all get the hell off me!

Hallie

Checkpoint Hallie

Immortalized in Oils

Hell Hound on Your Trail

Grand Theft Golf Cart

Formidable Opponents

Whoa! James Island Flashback

I had an awful James Island flashback last night - a disorderly pack behind back. Then as I turned to get everyone back in line. I was awakened by the sound of the refrigerator door being opened ever so quietly . . .

Hallie

New Digs

This new den of mine is still mostly empty, so I have my choice of uncluttered corners to occupy with my glorious hindquarters.

Hallie

This Looks Like A Job For Me

It takes a Pack Leader to maintain Order in a place like the James Island county park. But that's what Yours Truly was born to do.

Hallie

Changes in Latitude

You know, I'm making my peace with this whole sub-tropical thing, but why did my monkey-person have to go and scalp all my glorious fur off? So soon I'm going to have to murder his ass, probably sometime in the middle of the night, when he is completely helpless and sprawled on the low bed . . .

Hallie

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I am alive and well. I just became a bored blogger. More anon. Much more.

Hallie

Another Damn Pitbull Attack

Hallie is recovering from another attack. While returning home from a walk, a pit bull pushed her way underneath a closed gate and charged straight for her throat. Through some combination of my efforts, the belated action of the dog owner, and the Power of Universal Love, Hallie sustained serious, but not life-threatening puncture wounds to her side. She remains on antibiotics, and her wounds require twice daily draining and cleaning.

I know all pit bulls are not bad dogs. In fact, they are mostly, deliberately, often cruelly, trained to be that way. (Monkey-people are no different.) Still, I encourage all of you to be wary of any you see until you have excellent reasons for behaving differently.

Hallie's Monkey-Person

My Happy New Year's Day!