I have just received some very disturbing news from my monkey-person. Apparently, just when I should start enjoying the climate of Western Pennsylvania, he proposes to relocate our den to West Texas . . . Unbelievable!
Perhaps it is time for this hound to explore free-agency. So for all of you who live north of 40 degrees latitude, please answer my cry for help!
Hallie
3 comments:
You have my sympathies. I just can't believe that your monkey-person didn't consult you about this move first! What's up with that?
And is that brown murky stuff in the photo supposed to be breathable air?
Friend Gwen
Hallie,
Apparently you need to have your monkey-person explain to you about javelinas. They got nothing on ducks, man.
Oops. I meant to say ducks ain't got nothing on javelinas. You caught my drift, though, I'm sure.
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