Xmas "Shit List" Advisory

If you want to have a merry Christmas this year, well then TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS! I do have a list. I am checking it twice. I'm also sharpening my teeth on a couple of old bones I keep around the floor here and there . . .

Hallie

Pack Leader + 1

Alpha and Omega

Her Ladyship

Get This Damn Elf Cap Off Of My Head!

Je déteste Bruce Arians

In the monkey-people game in which the apes run around fighting for an oblong piece of meat, this Pack Sub-Leader (Beta) does not understand that the best strategy for asserting dominance is to keep it for as long as you can, clinched firmly between your snarling teeth. Since he appears to be well-fed, perhaps this gorilla-boy has forgotten how to fight for his share of the caribou . . .

Hallie

It Ain't Me, Babe

I Am My Own Co-Pilot

Down By the River

Hibernating Hound

I Brandish a Tennis Ball