Tuesday, February 12, 2008
The Engineer of Canine Souls
The production of souls is more important than the production of tanks. Therefore, I raise my glass to you, writers, the engineers of the human soul. Josef Stalin
I am often asked, "What is your opinion of Cesar Millan?" My answer is always the same. With his constant admonition to monkey-people to "be the Pack Leader," and the techniques he teaches them to place their canines in a perpetual, narcotized state of "calm submission," what else can I think of him? Cesar Millan is the Comrade Joe of "dog rehabilitation." Or perhaps I should say, "re-education"? Hm??
I see right through you, Millan. So, come whisper in my ear, little monkey-man . . .
Vive la Resistance!
Hallie
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As you wish, pack leader. -Mickey C
Who the hell is Cesar Millan? And why does he whisper? Speak up if you want to be heard, Mr. Monkey-Person! Besides, if he doesn't deliver meat to 501 Cedar Lane, I don't know him nor do I want to know him.
Cleo, your beta friend
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