Sunday, March 4, 2007

Farewell, My Super Thug

You disliked everyone, and you played like you hated them all. This endeared you to me. Your displays of aggression were peerless. And the way you asserted your dominance before games by pulling your jersey up over your abdomen and shouting incomprehensible insults, well . . . there is an Alpha female in Pittsburgh who will always feel like she missed out on meeting her perfect Alpha male. Farewell, Joey!

Hallie

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